Vincent Crabbe

My fucking house is fucking leaking.

FuckFuckFuck.

I have to go and spend the next few days in the same house as my mother and aunt. I'm doomed.

Private to Brocklehurst]

Grab your shit stuff. We're moving into the Dowager House at the other end of the Estate when I come home.

The Orders little stunt yesterday? Fuck yes.


The Dark Lord defeated your lot once when Potters mangled body fell and he's going to do it again. I can't wait to watch and be a part of it.

[Hexed to Millicent and Goyle]

Drinks. Fuckit, I need alcohol.
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Draco, you doing any better? You need anything?

[Hexed to DE's in the AMP]

How many of you lot have got your fiance's rings? Or in Millicents case, a leash?
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Strange amount of journals going 'missing'.

Shame that. Really. People really should take care of whats theirs.

Speaking of Brocklehurst? I'm at work but you got any objection to an evening broom race?

What the fucking fuck hell am I meant to do with a fiancee?

Don't give any stupid sodding smart answers either, bunch of wankers. The house smells of girl.

Three hexes later and the smell still lingers. Bleurgh.